Cyberspace's Greatest Dogs

We heard CBS has a casting call out for a new show "America's Greatest Dog":

http://cbs2.com/misc/Americas.Greatest.Dog.2.669591.html

Sounded interesting until they started getting into obedience issues. If we just had to look and act cool, we'd be shoo-ins for the prize. But we're more the "free-thinker" types. So we'll just stick to our new-media fame and pass on the old-media.