Everyone wants to know which presidential candidate we're going to endorse. We'd vote for "dad" if we could, but apparently the voter registration process doesn't account for dog years, so we're not eligible. Plus "dad" isn't actually running for office (although we've never seen any of the candidates actually running (but we have seen "dad" running, and he looks kind of funny [nothing close to as funny as Astro and his floppy ears -- "dad"], maybe that's why the candidates don't actually run (but maybe they'd feel better if they did. We only see them happy and smiling when they announce they're dropping out of the race (the one where they're not really "racing"...
Um, sorry, where were we? Oh. Since Astro's a conservative Democrat and Cosmo's a liberal republican, we figure we cancel each other out, so we aren't going to endorse anyone in particular. "Dad's" frantically pointing at a picture of his favorite candidate right now, but hey, this is our blog.
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